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Originally posted by FootballManager
Scouts have just returned Leonid Fyodorov.
13 year old 51 rated goalkeeper.
Stats: Physical - 54, Technical - 51, Mental - 48.
Fairly balanced and a decent rating for his age, I will take that!
God, I wish my scouts were as diligent as that!
My lot seem to go to their nearest park and pick some some random young kids who they think they can fob me off with.
'Hey son, over here'
'What'
'How old are you son?'
'15'
*Thinks to self 'Hmm, looks a bit weedy, better put his physical stat as 1*
'How would you like Inter Milager's Academy son, eh?'
'I'd love it mister, love it!'
*Thinks to self 'Where have I heard that before?' I reckon his mental attitude is a 13 at least'
'Hey son, just trap this ball. *Throws football to the feet of the youth and watches it go right underneath and into the distance* Hmm, technique only a 1 there'
Still that's 5 overall.
Back at the training ground. 'What do you think Boss?'
Me: @&^*$%$£** !!!!